Excuse me, angsty, hormonal, perverted teenage boy, stop trying to flirt with me. I am almost twenty. I do not date guys who are more than six months younger than me, and I am not interested in being your "that one girl in college."
Yes, I am single, but that does NOT mean that you have the right to hit on me and think that I'm miserable without a man. I've got news for you mister, you are not a man. You are a boy! And I refuse to waste my time on boys. A few posts back is a list of all the things I am looking for in a MAN. If you do not meet all of those criteria, don't bother.
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